Hectic Justice
Episode 1 - Run, Mascara, Run!

Episode 1 - Run, Mascara, Run!

February 4, 2020

Turn on the wireless! It's time for Hectic Justice!  As Hester Monroe loses her case due to a dubious ruling by Judge Anna Feazlebottom, mafia boss Big "TONY" Mascara once again goes free!  A confrontation with Defense Attorney Baxter Slick leaves her breathless and unbuttoned, but a cup of tea with best friend, tell-it-like-it-is Detective Zoe Legless will calm her down! Especially when served in an inappropriate negligee.  But what will happen now?  Will the mafia be free to roam the streets and possibly do even more illegal things illegally?  And how will Chief Boobie Winston handle another case being tossed like an avocado salad?  Find out in this first episode of Hectic Justice!

 

Featuring the voices of:

Sam Marzden as Narrator and mafia mobster.

Lauren Bok as Detective Zoe Legless and mafia mobster.

Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and Chief Boobie Winston.

and introducing Tony "Bones" Burge as the Radio Voice Over Guy, Big "Tony" Mascara, dopey mafia mobster and Defense Attorney Baxter Slick!

 

GUEST STARRING:

Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom

and 

Tony Martin as Pete Smith (purely Melbourne joke.)

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Audio advice and clip tidying done by Andrew "Parkers" Bailey of

The Campfire with Parkers & Daly!

https://www.thecampfirewithparkersanddaly.com/podcast 

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Featured music includes (in order):

The Andrew Sisters - Jumpin’Jive

Hot Sugar Band - Topsy

Hot Sugar Band - Blue Drag

Hot Sugar Band - Do You Know What It Means (to miss New Orleans?)

https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/

Special thanks to Hot Sugar Band from Paris who gave permission to use their music!

 

Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.  Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.

 

 

Episode 0 - Tittilating Teasers!

Episode 0 - Tittilating Teasers!

January 29, 2020

In the forgotten pants of your bathroom floor, we meet the four feminine fespians who will no doubt win the hearts of listeners world-wide, as this preview-teaser almost demonstrates just how dramatic and not just hired for their good-looks at all these actors really are! 

Meet Hester Monroe, single female lawyer, trying to make it in a man's world in a short skirt whilst barely keeping her endearingly overly dramatic emotional problems in check.  Zoe Legless, the hard, sassy, tell-it-like-it-is detective and Hester's best friend with a flawless New Bjork accent.  Judge Anna Feazlebottom, corrupt, middle-aged bit of crumpet with one hot gavel and the best catch phrase of all.  And Chief of Police Boobie Winston, maternal, tough-as-nails and substitute for everyone's dead mother.  She makes everything all right, even if it isn't, and if it's not, well, she'll pull you into her pair of fantastical bosoms and comfort you in a brogue that's almost Scottish...or is it Welsh? Or is she just constantly having a stroke?!  Find out in this preview of HECTIC JUSTICE!

Featuring the voices of:

Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and Chief Boobie Winston.

Sam Marzden as Narrator.

Lauren Bok as Detective Zoe Legless. 

Tony "Bones" Burge - appears in Episode 1, keep your knickers on! 

GUEST STARRING:

Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom

and 

Tony Martin as Pete Smith (purely Melbourne joke.)

Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.  Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.

Audio advice and clip tidying done by Andrew "Parkers" Bailey.

Hectic Justice - The Trailer!

Hectic Justice - The Trailer!

January 25, 2020

Puns.  Gavels.  Dad jokes.  Mini skirts.

Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents:

An Ally-McBeal/Law-&-Order meets 1940s-radio-show meets daggy-Uncle-Russell-at-your-wedding-style show:

Hectic Justice!

Find out what happens when two actor-comedians, a musician and a math teacher from Melbourne get together to re-establish the nuance of ridiculous radio dramas of yesteryear, whilst established Australian celebrities make dubious and most likely subpoenaed cameos, guaranteed not to enhance their careers.

Ladies and Germs, we give you:  

Hectic Justice!

 

A new podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman.

 

Featuring the voices of:

Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and Chief Boobie Winston.

Sam Marzden as Narrator.

Lauren Bok as Detective Zoe Legless. 

Tony "Bones" Burge - appears in Episode 1, keep your knickers on!

 

GUEST STARRING:

Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom

and 

Tony Martin as Pete Smith (purely Melbourne joke.)

Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman. 

Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.

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